From c1a49a4b925abfd10f4a6faa85d8afe9689bdd4c Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: schneefux Date: Tue, 27 May 2014 23:25:31 -0700 Subject: moved static assets to separate folder --- static/audio/beep_hi.wav | Bin 0 -> 37656 bytes static/audio/beep_lo.wav | Bin 0 -> 37100 bytes static/audio/say.wav | Bin 0 -> 151944 bytes static/text/JOKES.txt | 47 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 4 files changed, 47 insertions(+) create mode 100644 static/audio/beep_hi.wav create mode 100644 static/audio/beep_lo.wav create mode 100644 static/audio/say.wav create mode 100644 static/text/JOKES.txt (limited to 'static') diff --git a/static/audio/beep_hi.wav b/static/audio/beep_hi.wav new file mode 100644 index 0000000..1d6593f Binary files /dev/null and b/static/audio/beep_hi.wav differ diff --git a/static/audio/beep_lo.wav b/static/audio/beep_lo.wav new file mode 100644 index 0000000..0afb29a Binary files /dev/null and b/static/audio/beep_lo.wav differ diff --git a/static/audio/say.wav b/static/audio/say.wav new file mode 100644 index 0000000..d27c7dc Binary files /dev/null and b/static/audio/say.wav differ diff --git a/static/text/JOKES.txt b/static/text/JOKES.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..adfb0e3 --- /dev/null +++ b/static/text/JOKES.txt @@ -0,0 +1,47 @@ +little old lady +wow... I didn't know you could yodel... get it... because it sounded like you were yodeling + +oink oink +make up your mind... are you a pig or an owl... get it... because an owl goes who but a pig goes oink... oink + +cows go +no... cows go moo... didn't you know + +jarvis +jarvis... it's me you idiot + +me +no... seriously... it's just me... I was telling a knock knock joke ha ha ha + +madam +my damn foot got stuck in the door, so open it he he he... but actually... I think I hurt my foot + +doris +door is locked... that's why I'm knocking, you idiot + +cash +no thanks... but I would like a peanut instead... get it? because you said cashew... ha ha ha + +orange +orange you glad I am your friend + +alex +I'll ask the questions around here, thank you + +viper +viper nose... it's running + +canoe +can you scratch my back... it itches + +pete +pizza delivery guy... you idiot + +doctor +that is the best show ever + +arizona +arizona room for only one of us in this room + +spider +in spider what everyone says, I still feel like a human -- cgit v1.3.1