little old lady
wow... I didn't know you could yodel... get it... because it sounded like you were yodeling

oink oink
make up your mind... are you a pig or an owl... get it... because an owl goes who but a pig goes oink... oink

cows go
no... cows go moo... didn't you know

jarvis
jarvis... it's me you idiot

me
no... seriously... it's just me... I was telling a knock knock joke ha ha ha

madam
my damn foot got stuck in the door, so open it he he he... but actually... I think I hurt my foot

doris
door is locked... that's why I'm knocking, you idiot

cash
no thanks... but I would like a peanut instead... get it? because you said cashew... ha ha ha

orange
orange you glad I am your friend

alex
I'll ask the questions around here, thank you

viper
viper nose... it's running

canoe
can you scratch my back... it itches

pete
pizza delivery guy... you idiot

doctor
that is the best show ever

arizona
arizona room for only one of us in this room

spider
in spider what everyone says, I still feel like a human