"Minions Lives Matter."

Shutterfly@vaisocial

Minions

0

Died.

Fountains

{{ sql_val("SELECT COUNT((item_grants->>'*1045_Item_FountainOfRenewal*')::INT)-COUNT((item_uses->>'*1045_Item_FountainOfRenewal*')::INT) FROM participant WHERE created_at > NOW() - '1 day'::INTERVAL") }}

bought for the looks

Minions

{{ sql_val("SELECT (SUM(match.duration)/60*5) / SUM(roster.kraken_captures) FROM match JOIN roster ON roster.match_api_id=match.api_id WHERE match.created_at > NOW() - '1 day'::INTERVAL") }}

are needed to unleash a Kraken

Crystal Sentries

{{ sql_val("SELECT SUM(participant.crystal_mine_captures) FROM participant WHERE participant.created_at > NOW() - '1 day'::INTERVAL") }}

slaughtered

Flares

{{ sql_val("SELECT SUM((participant.item_sells->>'*1038_Item_Flare*')::INT) FROM participant WHERE participant.created_at > NOW() - '1 day'::INTERVAL") }}

thrown in trash

Infusions

every

{{ sql_val("SELECT SUM(match.duration)/60 / (SUM((participant.item_uses->>'*1052_Item_WeaponInfusion*')::INT) + SUM((participant.item_uses->>'*1053_Item_CrystalInfusion*')::INT)) FROM participant JOIN roster ON participant.roster_api_id=roster.api_id JOIN match ON roster.match_api_id=match.api_id WHERE participant.created_at > NOW() - '1 day'::INTERVAL") }}
minutes

hero gets high

Scout Traps

{{ sql_val("SELECT SUM((item_uses->>'*1054_Item_ScoutTrap*')::INT) FROM participant WHERE participant.created_at > NOW() - '1 day'::INTERVAL") }}

making Fold a Dangerous Place

Turrets

{{ sql_val("SELECT SUM(turret_kills) FROM participant WHERE hero='*SAW*' AND created_at > NOW() - '1 day'::INTERVAL") }}

pushed by SAW

Turrets

{{ sql_val("SELECT SUM(turret_kills) FROM participant WHERE created_at > NOW() - '1 day'::INTERVAL") }}

rebuilt by workers every day

Minions

{{ sql_val("SELECT SUM(minion_kills) FROM participant WHERE NOT winner AND created_at > NOW() - '1 day'::INTERVAL") }}
out of {{ sql_val("SELECT SUM(minion_kills) FROM participant WHERE created_at > NOW() - '1 day'::INTERVAL") }}

died for nothing