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authorschneefux <schneefux+commit@schneefux.xyz>2014-05-27 23:25:31 -0700
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-little old lady
-wow... I didn't know you could yodel... get it... because it sounded like you were yodeling
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-oink oink
-make up your mind... are you a pig or an owl... get it... because an owl goes who but a pig goes oink... oink
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-cows go
-no... cows go moo... didn't you know
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-jarvis
-jarvis... it's me you idiot
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-me
-no... seriously... it's just me... I was telling a knock knock joke ha ha ha
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-madam
-my damn foot got stuck in the door, so open it he he he... but actually... I think I hurt my foot
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-doris
-door is locked... that's why I'm knocking, you idiot
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-cash
-no thanks... but I would like a peanut instead... get it? because you said cashew... ha ha ha
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-orange
-orange you glad I am your friend
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-alex
-I'll ask the questions around here, thank you
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-viper
-viper nose... it's running
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-canoe
-can you scratch my back... it itches
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-pete
-pizza delivery guy... you idiot
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-doctor
-that is the best show ever
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-arizona
-arizona room for only one of us in this room
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-spider
-in spider what everyone says, I still feel like a human