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diff --git a/static/audio/beep_hi.wav b/static/audio/beep_hi.wav
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diff --git a/static/audio/beep_lo.wav b/static/audio/beep_lo.wav
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diff --git a/static/audio/say.wav b/static/audio/say.wav
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diff --git a/static/text/JOKES.txt b/static/text/JOKES.txt
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+little old lady
+wow... I didn't know you could yodel... get it... because it sounded like you were yodeling
+
+oink oink
+make up your mind... are you a pig or an owl... get it... because an owl goes who but a pig goes oink... oink
+
+cows go
+no... cows go moo... didn't you know
+
+jarvis
+jarvis... it's me you idiot
+
+me
+no... seriously... it's just me... I was telling a knock knock joke ha ha ha
+
+madam
+my damn foot got stuck in the door, so open it he he he... but actually... I think I hurt my foot
+
+doris
+door is locked... that's why I'm knocking, you idiot
+
+cash
+no thanks... but I would like a peanut instead... get it? because you said cashew... ha ha ha
+
+orange
+orange you glad I am your friend
+
+alex
+I'll ask the questions around here, thank you
+
+viper
+viper nose... it's running
+
+canoe
+can you scratch my back... it itches
+
+pete
+pizza delivery guy... you idiot
+
+doctor
+that is the best show ever
+
+arizona
+arizona room for only one of us in this room
+
+spider
+in spider what everyone says, I still feel like a human