summaryrefslogtreecommitdiff
path: root/static
diff options
context:
space:
mode:
authorschneefux <schneefux+commit@schneefux.xyz>2014-05-27 23:25:31 -0700
committerschneefux <schneefux+commit@schneefux.xyz>2014-05-27 23:26:17 -0700
commitc1a49a4b925abfd10f4a6faa85d8afe9689bdd4c (patch)
treefbfdab168ec5cfde4a26c09795af5501420ac76d /static
parent77f96c260f7232cefc77054f2d2bb938072b3c57 (diff)
downloadjasper-client-c1a49a4b925abfd10f4a6faa85d8afe9689bdd4c.tar.gz
jasper-client-c1a49a4b925abfd10f4a6faa85d8afe9689bdd4c.zip
moved static assets to separate folder
Diffstat (limited to 'static')
-rw-r--r--static/audio/beep_hi.wavbin0 -> 37656 bytes
-rw-r--r--static/audio/beep_lo.wavbin0 -> 37100 bytes
-rw-r--r--static/audio/say.wavbin0 -> 151944 bytes
-rw-r--r--static/text/JOKES.txt47
4 files changed, 47 insertions, 0 deletions
diff --git a/static/audio/beep_hi.wav b/static/audio/beep_hi.wav
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..1d6593f
--- /dev/null
+++ b/static/audio/beep_hi.wav
Binary files differ
diff --git a/static/audio/beep_lo.wav b/static/audio/beep_lo.wav
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..0afb29a
--- /dev/null
+++ b/static/audio/beep_lo.wav
Binary files differ
diff --git a/static/audio/say.wav b/static/audio/say.wav
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..d27c7dc
--- /dev/null
+++ b/static/audio/say.wav
Binary files differ
diff --git a/static/text/JOKES.txt b/static/text/JOKES.txt
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..adfb0e3
--- /dev/null
+++ b/static/text/JOKES.txt
@@ -0,0 +1,47 @@
+little old lady
+wow... I didn't know you could yodel... get it... because it sounded like you were yodeling
+
+oink oink
+make up your mind... are you a pig or an owl... get it... because an owl goes who but a pig goes oink... oink
+
+cows go
+no... cows go moo... didn't you know
+
+jarvis
+jarvis... it's me you idiot
+
+me
+no... seriously... it's just me... I was telling a knock knock joke ha ha ha
+
+madam
+my damn foot got stuck in the door, so open it he he he... but actually... I think I hurt my foot
+
+doris
+door is locked... that's why I'm knocking, you idiot
+
+cash
+no thanks... but I would like a peanut instead... get it? because you said cashew... ha ha ha
+
+orange
+orange you glad I am your friend
+
+alex
+I'll ask the questions around here, thank you
+
+viper
+viper nose... it's running
+
+canoe
+can you scratch my back... it itches
+
+pete
+pizza delivery guy... you idiot
+
+doctor
+that is the best show ever
+
+arizona
+arizona room for only one of us in this room
+
+spider
+in spider what everyone says, I still feel like a human